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11-02-2002, 03:25 AM
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Part 16- The Covenent Arrive

* Marine stands outside of casino, when Master Cheif arrives scratched up *

Marine:What happened to you?

Master Cheif: * points to vykker *

Vykker: * is being held back by cops * COME ON! I CAN TAKE HIM ON! JUST GIMME 5 MINUITES!!!

Marine: I see........ What the?

Capitan: * Comes back with huge sacks of Moolah * Check it out!

Master Cheif: How did you get so lucky!?!!!!!??

* Capitan points to glittery glukkon looking everywhere on the floor for his lost moolah *

Master Cheif: .......right...

* Casino Explodes *

Master Cheif: What the!?!!?

* Covenent Ship flies over-head *

Alien: DESTROY EVERY BUILDING UNTILL YOU FIND THE HUMANS!!!!!!!

* ship fires plasma rays at all nearby buildings *

Master Cheif: Not again! * sees a Ships R Us store with a sale on Jetpacks or only 3,000,000 moolah *...........oh, capitan?

Capitan: Oh, no.... I am not doing it! * Sees Covenent Ship blast a giant Pyramid shaped casino to bits * .......acually........go ahead * gives MC moolah *

Master Cheif: * Runs to Ships R Us and buys Jetpack * Okay, got the jetpack, now to try to destroy giant..........million foot long......Covenent ship......

Marine: Well get to it!

* Ship blasts another casino *

Master Cheif: Okay then.......* gulp * here I go.......

Capitan: Hold on, if you don't make it back......can I have your stereo?

Master Cheif: ...........whatever.......* Flies upwards *

Alien by Radar: CAPITAN, WE'R GETTING SOMETHING ON RADAR, MOVING IN FAST!!!!!!!

Alien: PUT IT ON SCREEN!!!!!!!

* MC appears on screen flying tword ship *

Alien: ONE OF THE HUMANS WANTS TO PLAY! ............TAKE HIM OUT!!!!!!!!!

* Ship blasts and almost hits MC *

Master Cheif: WHOA!!!!! * another laser fires * AHH!!!!!! * MC dodges it * ......help * MC dodges a number of Covenent Lasers until he finally collides with the hull of the ship * OW! what the? * touches surface * It's a sheild! hmmmmmm.........A nice solid grenade should penetrate it! * Attaches grenade to ship and flies to other side and waits for explosion *

* Grenade explodes *

Master Cheif: * Flies back to where he left grenade * What the? * sheild ripples yellow and orange, then returnes to normal color * .........Inpenatrible! I can't penetrate it! And there's no sheild opening! ........No, I can't have gotten this far, just to fail......wait a minuite * sees a peice of the sheild disintegrate, fire a laser, then return * Of coarse! they must lower their sheilds to fire.....if I can just get inside the ship before the laser fires, I can destroy it from the inside! But one wrong move, and I'm a Cheif-Cabob....hehe.....Cheif-Cabob......I made a funny! * clears throat * Anyway...... * peice of sheild starts to disintigrate * PERFECT! now I just need to...... * laser charges * NOW!!!!! * Jumps into ship, but halfway through, the laser fires * AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! * MC's back burns and blood splatters against inside of visor...finally lands on ground * I'm dead.....I just know it, said MC * MC opens eyes * .....hey, I'm not dead! * Gets up * It looks like the MJOLNIR armour really does work against plasma! Who knew? .......Okay then......so.......what now?

Part 17- The Covenent's Last Stand

Master Cheif: * Sees information booth * Ah, here we go! * Walks over to info booth and presses begin *

Info Booth: If you are watching this video, you are either a rookie, a guest, or a stupid little Grunt!

Master Cheif: I wonder what a Grunt is?

Info Booth: As you may know, being in the Covenent Army is very dangerous, that's why the best scientists in the buisness are always working hard to protect you, thats right YOU in battle! Here is the PLASMA GRENADE * shows blueish grenade with a yellow stripe * It has special sencors, that indicate what surface it touches, for example: Whoever activates it, it will not stick, but as soon as it's thrown, is will stick to any living creature and bounce off of non-living material!

Master Cheif: Interesting

Info Booth: Now, you know when a PLASMA GRENADE is activated, when it releases a blue light 8 the picture of the grenade started to glow a bright blue * The next weapon in the Covenent arsenal is the NEEDLER * a picture of a strange looking gun appears * It fires dozens of pink needles that once fired, will home in on the closest living creature, and explode!

Master Cheif: Homing capabilities?

Info Booth: The last weapons are the PLASMA PISTOL, the ever popular PLASMA RIFLE, and the extremly powerful, FUEL ROD CANNON. The PLASMA PISTOL * another strange looking gun appears * Is a battery fed gun that is not capable of rapid-fire, but is capable of charging. Once fully charged, it will release an extremly powerful blast of plasma. The PLASMA RIFLE * a picture of a PLASMA RIFLE appeared * is only to be used by ELITES. The weapon is not capable of charging, but is capable of rapid-fire. Although too long of a rapid-fire, will result in the overheating of the weapon, and will then stop working for a few seconds. And last but not least, is the FUEL ROD CANNON. The FUEL ROD CANNON is only to be used by HUNTERS, and high ranking GRUNTS. The FUEL ROD CANNON fires an extremly powerful blast, which will destroy anything in it's path. The FUEL ROD CANNON is to be used with EXTREME caution.

Master Cheif: ...........ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZ Huh? wha? yeah.

Info Booth: Now for the different species of Covenent, here we have a GRUNT * a picture of a small alien wearing an envirmental suit appears * A GRUNT stands 5ft tall and is relitivly weak. Next is a JACKLE * a picture of a bird-like alien appears * A JACKLE stands 5ft 6in and carries an energy sheild. Next is an ELITE * a picture of a big blue alien with a 4-way mouth appears * An ELITE stands about 7ft tall, have a full body energy sheild, and has amazing cat-like agility. Extreme caution should be taken when fightin ELITES, especially the higher ranking ones with PLASMA SWORDS, the swords will slice through anything they touch. And lastly, we have HUNTERS * a picture of an alien with a gigantic sheild, and gladiator-like armour appears *

Master Cheif: ..........whoa.

Info Booth: Extreme Caution should be taken when getting even a few feet of a HUNTER. A HUNTER stands 12ft tall, but retracts to 8ft when in battle. They carry a FUEL ROD CANNON, and a sheild that is attatched to their armour

Master Cheif: ......................What did I get myself into?

Info Booth: Now most importantly, a map of the ship

Master Cheif: Finally!

* a map appears and MC records it *

Master Cheif: Okay, got it! * Runs through corridors to find plasma generator * * He arrived at the end of a corridor and came up to a door, which he quickly unlocked * What the? * a JACKLE stood on the other side of the door .....MC and it stood stuned for a few secondes, then it reached for something in it's belt, and that's when MC pulled out the old ASSAULT RIFLE and fired. Hundreds of bone-shredding bullets peirced through the JACKLE like butter. When the JACKLE finally fell, purple blood oozd from the body * Ewwwww....... well, time to continue.....I guess * steps over body * * MC finally arrives at plasma generator and attaches a time bomb to it * 5 minuites, that should get me enough time to get out of this dump! * the speakers turned on *

Speakers: ALERT!!! ALERT!!!!! INTRUDER IN THE COMPOUND!!! ALL PERSONEL REPORT TO THE PLASMA GENERATOR AND TERMINATE THE INTRUDER!!!!

Master Cheif: .......uh, oh..... * the doors open and dozens of GRUNTS, JACKLES, and ELITES burst through * uhhhh........ I'm a pizza delivery boy? * pulls out ASSAULT RIFLE and fires rounds through the aliens. Blue blood from GRUNTS, and PURPLE blood from ELITES and JACKLES. Then........outta ammo * .......Jesus..... uhhh........ * runs through opening that he just made, while aliens are shooting and chasing him * ALMOST THERE!!!!! * arrives at fireing room * Okay, just gotta wait * sheild disintegrates * THERE WE GO! * flies through just before plasma ray fires...... MC is flying back to the ground when the timer hits 0:00 * Okay, that timer should go off any seco...... * The bomb explodes and with it, the plasma generator... tons of plasma streams through the Covenent ship, when the plasma tries to escape the ship, it is just rippled off by the sheild, the shields turn yello, orange, and red, along with a shade of blue from the plasma. The shield looked as if it where melting to MC Then when the sheilds could take no more, they collapsed, and a burst of light shone through the ship, melting all that remained of the ship, until not even a rock was left. When MC returned to the ground he, the Marine, and the Capitan, watched the light show. * Wow, look at it! It's beutiful....in an evil sort of way..... * all of the sudden, a peice of metal fell from the ship and landed on the Marine, killing him.

Capitan: Oh, my god! You killed Marine!

Master Cheif: You bastard!

* Soon, MC and the Capitan learned to accept their life on ODDWORLD, and they became rich buisnessmen.....until their next adventure....... *

The End

[ OOC: So how did you like my first FF? ]
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