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10-29-2002, 10:38 PM
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Similar Joke:

A man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat. All night the man and the ostrich buy rounds for the group but the cat just sits there, accepting but not sharing.

Eventually the barman's curiosity gets the better of him and he asks the man what's going on. The man replies "Well I was walking along the beach this morning when i found a beautiful lamp. I gave it a rub and out came a genie who offered me a wish."

"So what did you wish for?" asked the barman"

The man replied, "A tall bird with a tight pussy"
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