[sO fReAkIn oDd]

*signs papers (even the one marked "sign with own blood")

SFO: Camera man, sounds good! I'll just stand idly by as you search for more participants.

*picks up camera, and falls over because of its sheer weight. Drags camera into the corner of the room, panting heavily.*

SFO: Just checking it's........erm......Dragability. All cameras need to have good dragability, otherwise they could easily........erm.....be undragable!

*pause*

SFO: I'm gonna need a new camera...........