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Episode II: Silence of the cheese

*meanwhile in the jungle*

Tony: *in hysterics* Oh mannnnnnn

Rory: Tony calm down

Randy: !

Rory: Randy stop staring that damn cheesecake!

Randy: It......talks.....

Tony: Ahahaha he's lost it!! Talking cheesecake my big yellow butt!

Randy:............

Rory:..............

Tony:..............

~*In London*~

Dr. Willard: *drunkly sobbing* The world.....Our parents......they lied to us!!

Sophia: *drunk* Boo-hoo and I thought that was the most beautiful...

Dr. Willard: I love you man!! *hysterically sobs*

Sophia: Me too!!

*they hug and cry together*

*leader of the damned crawls out the chimney (sp?) *

Leader Of The Damned: Oh.....man! Ms Leigh can I stop cleaning the soot out now?

Sophia: *drunk* @~*% off

LOTD:..............

Dr. Willard: *in accent* I vant to suck your blood

Sophia: *sniff* Save it for *sniff, hic* Hallo'ween

Dr. Willard: *drunk* WILL YOU MARRY ME?!

Sophia: *hic* Course I will you crazy fool!!

~*In Rome with Lara*~

Lara: *still staring the dog doing the moonwalk*

Dog: #Thrillerrrrrrrrrrrrr...#

Lara: You know.....this song is kinda catchy *dances along with doberman* # Thrillllllller #

~*In jungle*~

Randy: It talked I swear!

Tony: *scarstic* And my dad is the pope

Rory: Really?!

Tony: Of course not you retard

Rory: Oh

Randy: Listen carefully

Tony: Randy......get over it. Just because Lara doesn't fancy you.....She has the hots for me!

Randy: WHAT?!

Rory: Dream on Tony

Tony:.......It's true y'know

Cheesecake: I wouldn't date you if you were the last man on earth

Tony: WTF?!

Randy: See I told you if could talk!

Tony: I believed in you all along and to think I ever doubted you

Randy: OK

Cheesecake: # Thrillllllllllerrrrrr #

Tony: NOOOOOOO!!

Rory: NOOOOOOO OH MY EARS!!

Randy: I LOVE MICHAEL JACKSON- I MEAN NOOOOOO!!

~*In the bar*~

Larson: My name is Larson

Pierre: OK how to say it in French.....repeat after me-

Larson: Repeat after me......I'm learning fast

Pierre: NO! I meant you repeat after me:......

Larson: Repeat after me.....

Pierre: *aims gun at him* NO!

*dramatic music*

Will Larson quit being a thicko?

Larson: What's that mean?!

Will Sophia and Dr Willard go ahead with the wedding?!

Sophia + Dr Willard: *make out*

Ewwwwwwwwwww!! Will Lara and the Doberman sing Thriller forever?

Lara: *dancing* #Thrillllllllllllerrrrrr#

OK then...Will Tony, Rory and Randy EAT the cheesecake?!

Randy: NO I LOVE IT!!

Tony:............

Find out in Episode III

*theme music*