[oddling]

*faints* O)nce again I have soiled it!!! soiled it! soiled it! soiled it! lol, I'm so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so sorry!!!!! Damn dirty school, curse thee!!!1 Well come and get it kids!!

Chapter12

Abe ripped one loose. And boy did he! The straw chain started to get deformed and melted a little. Everyone ran like hell to the exit. A few people tripped and were trampled brutaly. "Shouldn't we go back and help them?" Abe shouted over the roar of the crowd. "It's every man for himself now! It's run or be runover!!" In the middle of running, Raquel grabbed out a slice of pie. "What the hell are you doing Raquel?!!" "Eating pie, what does it look like ass?!" "How the hell can you do that now?!!!" "Like any other time you eat pie!! Bite off a peice and eat it!! Duh!!" "Oh never mind!!!" They all continued to run, and run and run some more, they ran until they reached a door. But they came to a stop when they saw something ick, why it was the one, the only, general Dripik! "You're not getting out!" He said with a sneer. And got away in a big oldsmobile!! So he zoomed away, and out of sight, he zoomed until he got to a traffic light. Then he stopped, and waited for a bit, then he zoomed on to a rest stop to take a shit. Then finaly, halfway through the ride, he crashed into a bus, and then died, Then they all cheared for joy, that Dripik would no longer zoom, when they remembered, they were about to go boom! So they ran as fast as their legs could take them, before they were all fried into bacon. They got out just in time, before Soulstorm Brewery blew sky high, but just as they got out of the place, they saw a familiar face. It was Aslik, and he was getting away, in some sort of boob-like sleigh. So he hoped in with a Slig by his side, and they flew very fast into the sky. Nothing was heard of them, until one day, when the news reporter, began to say...... "Todays weather will be, you guessed it, really bad!!! What else is new!" "Uhh.......sir... theres a news flash! People have just reported that their is a UFO flying over the Slig Barracks, shaped like a pair of..." "Tits! Just pulls on those little nubby things under the cow called tits, and thats how the milk comes out!" "........uh.....okay Mr.Farmer sir........" "Hey Timmy, whats that big flying thingy?" "I dunno, but it looks like a pair of ......." "Hooters! Thats a great resturaunt! They got really good dessert there!" "Hey Martha, what do you suppose that thing is?" "I dunno Mary, but it looks like two....." "Melons! Buy one melon get one free today at Greg's anal emporium! If you don't mind low low prices,a dn buying soemthing that was up someones ass, then come on down!! CUT!!! That was disgusting!!!" "Well it's not my fault! Thats what the script says!!" "Listen Marty, I don't care what the script says!!! All I care is tha.....what the hell is that thing?!!!" "I don't know boss, but looks like a..." "Boob? Jeremy Hillary Boob the nowhere man. Hmm.......I never met a nowhere man before." "Hey Ringo, what do you think that thing is?" "I dunno John, but it looks like soemones...." "Breasts, a quarter pound of chicken breast'll be good." "That'll be $2.50...what the....hey is that thing?!" "How should I know? But one things for sure, it looks like of...." I can't think of any more terminology!!!! So sit down and shaddap cause this damned fan fic is almost over!!!!! "So umm.......what the hey do we do now?" "I dunno, uhh...... go sneek into an R rated movie?" "Sounds good enough to me!!" And so they snuck into an R rated movie called 'Yellow Submarine', and all got high at a local sorority, and are now known as the knucklehead duo. That was just their absolutly demented, retarded, god awful story. Hope you're ready for the sequal!!

THE DAMNED FRICKEN END ALLREADY!!!!! WOOOO!!

Oddling l:c l