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10-21-2002, 04:12 PM
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Jacob
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Now look what you've done, the pair of you. You have polluted this nice message with your turning on-ness of train stuff. And orgasmicality of cars...what is wrong with you. They're are children of the forums now saying:

"Mummy, whats an orgasm...?"

"Well dear, an orgasnism is a tiny little thing, that squiggles and wiggles around wildly."

"Where are they?"

"Well, mainly in dirty waters, like our pond..."

*Kid goes to school with a jar of pond water*

"Look what i've got, orgasms!! So there."

Which in turn morphs into a vile competition in which children run around trying to get more orgasms than each other...shame on you both.

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On a serious note i too would like to thankyou all...you have made me feel special and superior. The foto's of you have made me laugh histericly and cry...cry because of the oxygen which is being wasted to sustain your pityful lives. I hope i have the pleasure of meeting you in real life...and turning off your life-support machines.
You have made me realise how great and superior i am...and for that...i mock and ridicule you.
Thankyou all you freaks, geeks, nerds and turds. Its been eye-opening...for me anyway.
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