This is a random Tomb Raider Story by me. Enjoy.
Episode I: Shoot the dog?!
*the camera zooms up to Lara in Rome*
*she's jogging along and freezes*
Lara: Oh god....
*a dog starts dancing to Michael Jackson*
Dog: Thrilllllllllllllller!! *does the moonwalk*
Lara: O_o Talking dog?! Dancing dog?! I must be on those pills again...*shakes head*
*a woman is seen in the distance*
Woman: Ah Miss Noft.....
Lara: WTF?! It's Ms Croft woman!! Don't you realise how famous I am??
Woman: Ms Croft.......Never heard of you.
Lara: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Woman: Winston sent me here to give you your happy pills that keep you from saying bad words to everyone.....
Lara: ~@#$!!
Woman: *ignoring Lara* My is that the time?! I have to put my boys to bed. They go hyper on Cheerios if i'm not around....Ta da!
*clicks her fingers and she disappears*
Lara: O_o
*Lara shrugs and stands deciding if she should shoot the dog (pun there people if you know George Michael
)*
~*In a local bar*~
Pierre: Welcome to your french lesson
Larson: Psst Pierre, stop talking to yourself....
Pierre: *smacks head* I was TALKING to you.
Larson: *dumb stuck for an hour* OOoooooooh!!
Pierre: *mutters* I'm amazed at your stupidity
Larson: Soooo Pierre, are WE learning french?! Goody I love to learn!!
Pierre:.....YOU'RE learning Larson
Larson:.....I love to learn
Pierre: *smacks head* I don't why I bother....
~*London Leigh HQ,Saturday 11:15pm*~
Sophia: *drunk* So then I said to that Ms Croft *hic* blue MM's red MM's they *hic* wind up the same colour y'know... *hic*
Dr.Willard: *drunk* You're starting to look monsturous after a couple of drink Miss Leigh...
Sophia: *drunk* WHATTTTT!!?? I'm the most *hic* beautifulist girl *hic* in the world!! Mommy used to tell me *hic* the world revoles around ME!! *hic*
Dr.Willard: That's what my daddy used to say!! He lied!! *starts sobbing*
*dramatic music*
Will Lara ever shoot the dog??!!
*Lara is still staring at the dog*
Will Larson STOP asking stupid qustions?!
Larson: What's my name?
Pierre: LARSON!!! STOP THAT!!
Larson: Oh yeah that's my name.....Larson Stop That. You're the best Pierre!!
Pierre: *angry* GRRRRRRRRR!!!
Will Sophia and Dr.Willard EVER get over the fact the earth doesn't go around them?!
Sophia and Willard: *hugging and hystericially sobbing* NEVERRRRRRRRRRR OUR PARENTS LIED TO US!!!!!
Find out in the next episode!!
(That was the worst people!! A load of random crap if you ask me
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