Personally i believe Lorne is a money hungry, evil man. He decided to go on 'Pop Stars' under the alias of 'Darius' (Which is actually Squeaks 1st name) to see if he could win and rake in loadsa money. He came here cos he isnt that well known. Anyway, he failed as he got a little too carried away with the whole Britney Spears rendition. After he failed he hugged all the girls and then went back to America, cursing the judges who let him go. And then went back to OWI's were nobody was the wiser...
Anyway after trying again in 'Pop Idol' and only getting through after Sherry brutally beat up Fat Rick he made a come back...only to be phwarted by Gareth and Will. In the end he gave up and got some guy to replace him...putting the difference in look down to a 'shaved face' (Yeh, right Lorne. I know the truth!!)