Why did God give women the ability to catch Thrush?
So they knew what it was like living with an irritating c*nt before they married one...
Elton John goes to a tattooist and tells him he wants a car tattooed on his penis. The tattooist abit shocked asks him what car he would like on it. Elton John replies "A 4x4 please, its got alot of shit to get through."
What has a Kosovan refugee and Sperm got in common?
They both come in their thousands but only one of them works...
*Giggles*
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America: So soaked in Religion its seething with Sin.
"In Heaven all the interesting people are missing" - Friedrich Nietzsche
"America is the most grandiose experiment the world has seen, but, I am afraid, it is not going to be a success." - Sigmund Freud
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