[Mojo]

A brunette, a blond an a redhead decide to kill themselves and they jump off a building. Who gets down first??





Not the blonde, she has to ask how to get there.




How do you see a blonde just used the computer??


There's cheese next to tha mouse, the monitor has whitener on it, and the joystick is on the chair.


Paramiteabe dies and goes to heaven. There he meets God. God takes him on a tour through heaven. At some point they come to a large wall with lots of clocks on it. Each clock has a name on it.

1 says Xavier, and on that clock it's 4 o'clock.
another 1 says AlphaScrab, and that 1 says 11 o'clock.

PA asks: What are those for, God?
God answers: Well, each time a person jerks off, his clock would gain another hour. As PA walks further, he sees all his friends clocks. Then he asks: But I don't see Jacobs?? wheres that 1?
God answers: Oh, his is kept in the kitchen. It's used as a fan