But I just wanted to know, is Hawaii the best place on Earth and if it is, do you enjoy rubbing it in everyone's face?
To answer you're first question yes Hawaii is the best place on earth, and yes I do delight in rubbing it at people.
And are the majority of girls from Hawaii really fine pieces of women, and if they are, are any of them interested in a really studly guy from Ohio?
Yes the are quite fine. Would they be interested in you, well I will leave it up to them. 
I would like to welcome you to come and enjoy yourself. And try you're best to get a chick it shouldn't be to hard.
