Jacob,
Hi my name is {Name with held for personal reasons}
And my cat is terrified me!When I try to lift her up,She meows and fights!Help!!!!
Sincerly,{Name witheld for personal reasons}
Dear *Mumbles*,
I can sympathise with your problem. In my experience the cause is because you have usually forced yourself in a sexual way upon the animal. Try patting its head first, giving her a treat and then pick it up gently under the front legs. Speak to it softly. Another problem is that you made be picking it up by its tail...whilst holding boiling hot water. In which case you deserve to be eaten alive by Slugs...
Thankyou for your question and money you sent through the post.
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