Part 14- Explore Oddworld
Master Cheif: Let's see....... * presses 1 *
* Sighn starts to print out map *
Master Cheif: * looks at map * Looks like the closest city from here is............ Odd Vegas.
Capitan: Then Odd Vegas it is!!!!!!!! * runs off *
Master Cheif: Okaaayyyyy....... CAPITAN!!!!!! YOU DON'T HAVE A MAP!!!!!!!!!!!!
* capitan comes back *
Capitan: oops
Master Cheif: Hmm........ * presses star symbol * hehe * runs away *
* sighn explodes *
Master Cheif: ...............cool......... To Odd Vegas it is!!!!!!
* everyone follows Master Cheif *
10 Hours Later
Marine: Master Cheif, for much further???
Master Cheif: uuhhhhhhh....... 5 miles
* Master Cheif and crew arrive at Odd Vegas *
Marine: ooooo.......... look at all the lights
* The streets of Odd Vegas are filled with strange creatures *
Master Cheif: I'm scared
Abe: .............. Now I remember!!!!!!
Master Cheif: Remeber what?
Abe: This is my home planet!
Master Cheif: What?
Abe: Yup
Master Cheif: Then can you at least help us around here?
Abe: ...... uhhhh....... yep
Master Cheif: Then what are all of these creatures?!?
Abe: Uhhhhhh........... those ones with the metal legs are called sligs, and those octopus-headed guys with the fancy suits are called glukkons, and.. uhhh......... those three legged guys are called vykkers, that guy with the dress is a....... uhhh...... I don't know what he is.... and all of those guys that look like me are called mudokons
Master Cheif:......................... What?
Capitan: I don't care about what these things are called!!!!!! I wanna gamble!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marine: Lets try that casino! * points to giant tower called The Oddospere *
Master Cheif: ............. why not?
Part 15- Viva Odd Vegas!!!!!!!
Marine: Heres a nice lookin slot machine! * sits down and inserts quarter *
Slot Machine: * starts to shake * Beep..... Beep....... Beep...... * throws quarter back out *
* quarter hits marines eye *
Marine: OWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Slot Machine: That currancy won't do....... need moolah.......... need moolah............ need moolah........
Marine: Moolah? * looks around and see's slig with LOTS of moolah * Hey, slig...
Slig: What?
Marine: Can I borrow some moolah?
Slig: No
Marine: Please?
Slig: No
Marine: Come on!!!!!
Slig: I SAID NO!!!!!!!!!!!!
* slig leaves *
Marine: Damnit!
Meanwhile.............
Master Cheif: * looks around * Aha! Poker! * sits down at poker tabel *
* Vykker hands out cards *
Master Cheif: hmmmm........ I'll keep..... An Ace and a King * hands Vykker the rest of the cards *
* Vykker hands back MC three new cards *
Master Cheif: awwwww...............
Vykker: Looks like you lose! 100 moolah.....
Master Cheif: What? 100 moolah!?!!....... errr........... whats moolah?
* vykker gets pissed *
Meanwhile..............
* Capitan looks for slot machine to use *
Capitan: Lets see........ no....... no....... no....... * bumps into glukkon with very shiney clothes *
Glukkon: Watch it!!!!!! * walks away cursing *
* Capitan looks down and sees that the glukkon droped a coin *
Capitan: Wha? * picks up coin * hmmmmm..............
* Capitan sits down at a slot machine, inserts coin, and pulls lever *
Capitan: come on..........
* Capitan watches reels.......... one reel stops...... it shows a picture of a slig surrounded by hundreds of coins............ another reel stops and it shows that exact same picture of a slig........... the last reel stops and shows a picture of the slig...... *
Slot Machine: * starts to flash * Congratulations!!!!!! Congratulations!!!!!!! You are now the proud owner of....... 3,000,000 moolah!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * thousands of coins start pouring out of slot machine *
Capitan: ...................
