[Jacob]

Another PM...

Dear Jacob,
Hi there. My name is {Name censored for Legal reasons} and im wondering if you could help me. I know we haven't seen eye to eye alot but i hope we can put all that behind us. You see, everybody on the forums is judging me cos of my remarks about September the 11th. And my views on Sydney. They think im a bad person and wont be my friend. This upsets me, im a really nice guy and want some friends who are younger than me to talk about OW with, cos other teens aren't into OW and are into drink, drugs and girls. These subjects embarass me and i dont want to talk about them. When i finally got let back on i asked Sydney to change my name for me and i changed my Avatar, now its a little ViVi off FF9, i thought that would make people warm to me, make people want to be my friend but it hasn't. They still hate me and in many topics Majic Abe has been attacking me verbally, this makes me upset and one time my mum had to comfort me cos i couldn't stop crying. So please Jacob, what can i do? How can i make people like me? How do i be like you, an amazing!! The pinnacle of amazingness!! The, the, the Ghandi of Shallowness!? HOW!?

Thankyou in advance
{Name censored for Legal reasons}

Yes, yes. How to make friends with little kiddies, eh? Hmmmm, well you could dress up as a Clown...which should be easy since your mum has clothes which look like they come from a Circus. Or you could kidnap them and force them to like you...yes...yes i think that would work for somebody like you. Try that.