[Jacob]

I saw four ugly people in a whole family today, and i was like "Do we really want people like that making more of themselves?"

Right, so, here it is so far. I have changed a few things;

Catholics and Christians - Exiled to Fiji.
Ugly people - Exiled into a ugly school and castrated. Ugly school is in Siberia.
Townies - See above.
Geeks - See above.
Poor - Should be used as slaves.
Paedophiles - Should be used to test new cosmetic products etc
All of them - Shouldn't be allowed to donate Sperm.

Why the last one? Cos if they do, law states that have to live anonymously. And what if they breed with their biological fathers daughter...which...is their sister. It'd be accidental incest...and cause all sorts of problems.

Alternativly, shoot them all.