................................................. yeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh.......................... well.................... * dances around like idiot *
Part 13- Big, Big, Planet
Marine Driving: We'r going too fast!
Master Cheif: Don't worry.....
Marine Driving: We'r not gonna make it!
Master Cheif: We'll meke it.......
Marines: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Ship breaks apart in the atmosphere and starts to burn *
Marines: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Ship lands on planet, killing 4 marines inside *
Capitan: uuuuuggggghhhhhhh...........
* Master Cheif climbs out of wreck without a scratch *
Master cheif: Is everybody okay?
Marine: Joe's dead
Master Cheif: ......................okayyyyyy........ are all of the people who are'nt dumbasses okay?
Marines: Yeah
Master Cheif: Good...... c'mon everybody
* Everyone comes out of wreck with huge cuts and bruises *
Marine: MY LEG! IT'S GONE!
* Master Cheif comes to talking sighn *
Sighn: Welcome to Oddworld! Place of Oddventure!
For a Map of the continent your on, press 1
For names of all of the citys on this continent, press 2
For names of the best resturaunts and food, press 3
For names of major financial buisness men, press 4
To view all of these, press 5
To repeat this message, press the pound sighn
To make this sighn self destruct and be replaced by a new one, press the star symbol
Master Cheif: Oddworld? That sounds promising
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