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09-23-2002, 09:28 PM
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Oooohh yes, such a valid question.

Dear Tex,
Yes, this question has been asked by many children, mostly of the 'geek' variety and so i am here to help. Firstly you need to find a Train. Secondly you need to place the hammer on the tracks. Thirdly, watch and wait.
Now at any time should you have the urge to smack yourself with the Train, do so...you will die...boo-hoo. However, if the Train de-rails and kills thousands upon thousands of people...get the f*ck out of there.

Thankyou for your question.
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