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09-23-2002, 05:34 PM
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Day Five

Yes, its back!! Wheeeeeee...*Coughs*

Day Five, Science:
Yes, yet again this AWFUL subject. Anyways, i got up, dressed etc. Went to College, now as i approached the doors i noticed so many attractive people...God...how i wish attractive people were the only people on Earth. Anyways, i walked up sodding 6 flights of stairs again...panting like a Dog in heat once i got to the top, it was really bad. My Science teacher wandered by and says:

"So, you've come up the stairs."

And i smiled and thought:

"No, i've taken the escalator..."

Anyway, i had a lil' wander into the class room, sat down and waited for others to get into the lesson. Sure enough E girl sat down next to me, the shy attractive one went somewhere near the back and i was left alone...with E girl and another one...*Wells up, dabs eye* Anyway, the lesson carried on with crappy Physics, Lightbulb stuff...AGAIN. God, how annoyingly annoying. Anyway, after that we went for a break and i went to shops. Coming back...up the 6 flights of stairs...*Snarls*...I took my place and awaited the lesson to begin. It did and once more we talked about currents and voltage. And then we had to do something ourselves...I dunno what, we just did. Anyway, the shy girl sat with me, the E girl and the other one and we began the experiment. Anyways...as i wandered to get the equipment the E girl had the nerve to call me funny and cute...OH DEAR LORD...i literally didn't want to go near her after that. I actually nearly melted some Copper onto my hand by accident and she laughs, telling the shy girl to 'buzz me in the sides, to see if i jump' honestly, i wanted to shoot myself. Anyways, turns out the attractive shy girl has a sh*t personality...God...she deserves to be neutered. It also turns out E girl thinks im funny...now, i dont mind being funny...but only when people whom are pleasing to my eye are attractive. Ugh. God, it was a sh*t lesson...*Shoots self* Oh, on a side note. When i was going home for dinner, i saw this kid from my tutor, now, i dont speak to him. And i tolerate his staringness...and face. But when i walked by he goes:

'Alrite'

And i was like:

'Hi'

But what shocked me was straight after that i cursed him like mad, for some strange reason he suddenly pissed me off and i was cursing him so much in my head...It scared me...and should warn you lot.

Day Five, Law:
Yey, now, i dont mind this lesson. Even though i still dont speak to people that much. But still. I came in quite confident...until i opened the door and realised some Twonk was sat in my place, what a twat. Anyway, i was forced to sit some place else, infact, opposite these freaky kid who keeps on staring at me...Honestly it was awful!! Anyway, we discussed the Courts of Law, what they are, who takes part, Civil and Criminal offences etc. We found out that if somebody even slightly touches you, you can get them 'done', for lack of a better word, for assault. If you have proof that they have done you some serious damage, mentally, you can get compensation...of upto £10,000 +. You can also get less, but i didn't ask about that. I was very pleased though, and planning to sue one of the beggars on the street...HA!! Anyway, we had break and since i had no money or no-one to call i stayed in class with some others and asked the teacher about the above and also what the difference was between 'Theft', 'Burglary' and 'Robbery'. After that we did some more Court stuff and then had this memory test, we then left 10 mins early. On, yet another, side note, one of the more attractive girls in the class is sat with one of the most attractive boys...its a bastard as i dont have any confidence at the mo and thus cannot talk to them. *Sigh* Well, i'll just compliment her soon enough...and then mock him and his masculine, Black belt in Karate ways...HA...I will be supreme.
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