lol, good one Mitsur!
Part 12-Fight The Covenent!
Master Cheif: Hey, mister alien dude?
Alien: WHAT?!?
Master Cheif: Do you know how to inflate a Ship-In-A-Box?
Alien: YOU MEAN THE ONES FROM BOYS TOYS?
Matser Cheif: Yeah, that one
Alien: FIRST, YOU OPEN THE CONPARTMENT ON THE TOP, THEN FLIP THE SWITCH, WHY?
Master Cheif: No reason
* Marine inflates Ship-In-A-Box *
Marine: Whoa! A Millenium Falcon! Sweet!
Master Cheif: Deploy mini fighters!
* A bunch of 12 inch jets come out of Millenium Falcon *
Marine: I aint getting in one of those!
Master Cheif: Do it!
* Marines get in Mini Fighters *
Master Cheif: Sarge, get in the Banshee, and I'll get in the X-Wing!
* Sarge gets in Banshee, Master Cheif gets in X-Wing *
Master Cheif: Move out!
* All ships go to fight Covenent *
Alien: DEPLOY SCARY FACE!!!!
* Big scary face comes out of Covenent ship *
Master Cheif, Sarge and Marines: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!
* Everyone goes back to human ship *
Capitan: That was fast!
Alien: FIRE PLASMA CANNON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Plasma Cannon fires, destroying the human ships sheilds *
Alien: FIRE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Plasma Cannon fires again, this time cutting right through human ship *
Alien: BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Speaker turns on *
Speaker: The ship has been hit, all life will suffocate in 5 minutes, please run around in circles yelling
* Everyone runs around in circles and starts yelling *
Speaker: Have a nice day!
Master Cheif: Back to the bridge!
Back at the bridge, the super friends are trying to figure out, what to do
Master Cheif: I'm going to try to land on that nearby planet! Everyone, err............pretend that your working, or something. Here we go!!!!!!!!
* Human ship turns tword planet *
Speaker: We will be entering [ insert name hear ]'s atmosphere in 10 seconds, please hold on to something
* Human ship enters atmosphere of planet *
Alien: WHAT!?! NO!!!! FOLLOW THAT SHIP, AND WIPE OUT ANY SURVIVORS!!!!!!!!!
* Covenent ship follows Human ship onto planet *
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