[Jacob]

*Jingle in the 'Brady Bunch' tune*

# He is Jacob, he tries to he-elp. But everything he does just comes out wrong. He attempts to make-a people li-i-i-ive. And yet they say he's a con. He puts down others, to make them se-ee. To make them see the error o-o-of their ways. But everytime he does he gets-a flamed and ends up in a daze #

*Jingle ends in a big 'Gong'*

(Wow!!)
Yeh, so, anyway this is my thread to help people. Just post a problem here and i will give you my amazing advice which will surely help you!! Anything from Wild Bores eating your Nose. Or small Midgets nibbling your Didgits. Jacob is here, here to help.

*Smiles as jingle plays in background*

Disclaimer: Any problems that are laughed at/used in jokes are your problem. Telling Jacob your problems is your fault and thus you should expect him to laugh at you as you help. Posting your troubles means you agree to these conditions and thus makes your Law suit illegible. Thankyou.