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09-20-2002, 12:37 AM
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Kesiah
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: Jun 2002
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Wired Chapter 8: Lost, one Gabbit, if found contact Abe.

Hahahahahahah!!! Just when you thought it was gone for good, here it is again, back like an annoying zit on your face!!!
*cough* Anyway, here's the next chapter.
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“My bag! It’s gone!” Abe yelled. This sudden outburst attracted the attention of several Sligs and Glukkons nearby. One of the Sligs shrugged.
“So?” He said, and returned to his drink. Abe gaped at them. Obviously the bag had been stolen, meaning that someone must of taken it while he was getting his drink.
Abe’s thoughts were interrupted by a Mudokon approaching the table. He was wearing a suit, but had the look of a slave about him.
“Message for you, sir. From Miss Queenie.” The Mud murmured, he placed a folded piece of paper in front of Abe, then scurried off. Abe picked up the paper and read the message.

Please meet me in my dressing room. I have important information for you.
-Queenie

*That Slig wants me to go to her room! What does she think I am, crazy?!* Abe thought. *But then, she might know what happened to Munch.* He sighed, finished his Brew, then turned towards the large door bearing the sign ‘Stars only: Keep out.’.
Abe smiled hopefully at the Slig bouncer and showed him the letter.
“Ok.” The Slig said. “You can go in.”
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Munch had blocked his ears after he realized that a Slig was singing. The notion of the Slig also putting the moves on Abe was very scary. He didn’t want to hear the poor guy’s tortured screams.
*Abe my friend, I pity you.* He thought.
The Moolah he was lying on wasn’t a very comfortable bed, but Munch hadn’t gotten much sleep lately, so when the bag was lifted up and Abe began swinging it while he walked, Munch couldn’t help but fall asleep.
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It wasn’t all that difficult for Abe to find Queenie’s dressing room. The huge golden star framing a large image of Queenie’s face was the first give away, that and the too familiar voice emanating from the room.

“He’s the sveetest little Mud that you have
ever seen.
Vith skin of blue and
Moolah too……”

*She’s singing about me?!* Abe thought. *I can’t go in! Who knows what will happen! But I’ve got to find Munch.* Finding himself resolute, Abe reached up and knocked bravely on Queenie’s door.
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Munch awoke when the bag was dropped heavily on a hard surface.
“OW! Abe, watch it!!” He yelled, forgetting for a moment the dangers in a Glukkon heard them. A sudden silence outside the bag made Munch stop. He heard someone move away from the bag, then a hurried, whispered conversation. Suddenly he realized one of the sounds he had been hearing all the time, the mechanical whirr and thud of Slig pants.
*Uh, oh.* Munch thought, *What happened to Abe? He’s probably dead, if Sligs have got the bag.*
“What are you?” A Slig voice questioned. Munch gulped, what was he going to do?
“I’m…..” Munch began, but he was cut off by one of the Sligs tearing open the bag.
“Whoa! Look at this!” It called to it’s friend.
Munch stared up at the two enormous, large, gigantic, huge, did I mention big?, Big Bro Sligs.
“Uh oh.” Much thought as they stared down at him.
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*Snores. Wakes up*
huh? What? Oh yeah. That was riveting wasn’t it? Munch is the captive of two really Big Bro Sligs, Abe is going to meet some loony, cross-dressing Slig, and we still haven’t found a stinking Can Opener!!!
Hopefully the next chapter will be much better. See you then!
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