*gasp* Sorry guys! School's been keeping me busy so I haven't had time to write another chapter! Well, here it is!
Chapter11
It took a while to figure out how to get the fart to the match with enough time to run like hell. Finaly they decided to connect a whole bunch of straws and make a tube to the match which would give them enough time to run. So they quickly headed to the cafiteria, and got a bunch of straws, then they announced on the intercom system to all the Sligs to get thier sorry asses out of there. Unfourtionatly, that also alerted the Glukkons, but the Sligs were too stupid to do anything but run around. Raquel whistled loudly to get the Sligs attention."Yo dorks! We're about to blow this place to bits!! Are you going to get out the damned door and run, or are you going to make my species look like a bunch of assholes a bit more, and get blown up?!!!!" All the Sligs froze and stared at Raquel. "Thats what I thought you would say, now get the #@*! out of here before you all turn into extra crispy Slig Mcnuggets!" The Sligs all ran again in pandamonium, but this time towards the door at least. then all of a sudden Dripik came up to them. "You two won't get away with this! SECURITY!!!!" Two Big Bros ran towards them and were about to shoot them when Raquel realized they were the same two who were fighting over where Abe was, which had saved them thier lives. She tried to get them fighting again to see what happened. "Who, us? Naw, can't be us! Abe's supposed to be finding a can opener! Right?" She nudged Abe with her elbow and winked. "Huh? What you got something in your eye? Oooooh.... yeeeah, he IS supposed to be looking for a can opener!" Said Abe imitating Raquels sarcastic tone of voice. "Yeah, he is supposed to be looking for a can opener with the frog dude! Don't worry sir, these are just some employees I guess!" They walked away still arguing about where Abe was. "Damn you Abe! If it weren't for you and that pesky Slig, we would of had you allready!" "Save it for the court Dripik!" BANG! She shot Dripik and he fell to the floor. Some ratz were allready chewing off his head. "Why did you say 'save it for the court'?" Abe asked. "Eh, I just always wanted to say that cause I wanted to be a cop when I was little. Instead I got Slog Doody duty." She said with a snicker. They got all thier straws together, got a few Sligs to blast all the Fleech's, and lined the straws from a match pretty far away, up to Abe's arse. "Reday Abe?" "Ready!" abe gave the thumbs up sign and his face started squinching. Probably trying to work a big air biscuit. "Three, two one......"
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