*gluckon walk's in*
Gluckkon: Get me a Brewski
AS: Eh? Wut ye'wunt
Gluckkon:.....A FRICK'N BREWSKI DUMB ASS
*all look at the gluck*
AS: Wut's yer prolem?
Gluckkon: just get the Brewski
AS: *give's the glukkon his brewski*
Gluckkon:*driks his brewski* I'm look'n for a rouge mud bye the name of Kai
AS: wut do ye'wun't tah knu?
Gluckkon: There giveing a reword and-
AS:.....*take's out a shotgun* geet teh hack outa mah Salooon yu bowntah huunta
Gluckkon: BOYS!! *slig's fill the Saloon all pointing guns at AS*
AS: oh.....sheet
Glukkon: I sugest you tell me were Kai is before you get a remodling
AS:Nu! Ahm nuut tell'n yu nuthing
*The good, the bad, and the ugly thme music come's on*
Slig: I sugest you guys get out'a here right now
Gluckkon: *turns aroud* and who just might you be
Slig:*come's out of shadows* would'nt you like to know?
AS: Oudling?
Oddling: SAY IT RIGHT DAMN'IT ODDLING IT'S ODD-*blam* *blam* *blam* AHH!!!! *runs and hide's* *shoots at 5 slig's killing them* GO AWAY!
AS: *blows the glucks head off and starts shooting at the other sligs* YA!!
*all the slig's are dead*
Oddling: *go's up to counter* give me some stu!
AS:...that was random
Oddling: *slam's fist down on counter* I SAVED YOUR ASS, NOW GIVE ME SOME STU!
AS: *hands her a bowl* ookay, nuuw please don't yell at meh ageen!
*that's all today kids! Tune in next week, for...Wild Wild Odd!!!*
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