My way out theory is that at a wild party, some clown started walking on his hands to make him seem bigger. Everyone obviously thought it was funny and decided to copy. They obviously thought it was more comfortable and that it gave them power. They showed their new style of walking to the muds and the muds laughed. The Glukkons got angry and decided to cover up their bodies. The muds still laughed and the glukkons became so Pi**ed off that they decided to start killing them and running them into slavery. But they couldn't attack them, so they formed an alliance with the sligs, the vykkers and so forth to rule oddworld and extract revenge on the muds. Calling themselves the Magog Cartel. And thousands of years later, the glukkons rule oddworld and hold Muds in slavery. This is where Abe fits in and he is the savior so he rescues his kind and any other kind that the muds associated with when the Magog Cartel took over and take back what was rightly there's.
That is my wild theory.
|