not realy a joke but..(from Happy Noodle boy, issue 1 of JtHM)
Hey, Dog enity! Rise up and bare your biscuit filthy fangs at the oppressive leash wielding demon!! Goddamn my navel itches!!
AHEM!ERGHHHH!!AGUCHECKHH!!AHEM!
MEOW MEOWMEOW!!! CATCHOW!!! Cease your flatulent winds and hear my mind numbing expulsions of wicked noise! GRR!!CHEESE!!!
I SENSE YOUR ENVY OF MY NECK!! AND I DON'T BALME YOU!! DROOOOOOOL OVER MU MAGICAL POWERS!!! I HAVE POWERS PINTO BEANs ONLY DREAM OF!!wana see me pull a tapeworm outa my ass?!! Huh!?!
STARE DEEP INTO THE SINKING ABYSS OF MY INDIVIDUALLY WRAPED SLICES!!! Holy wax check out my armpits!
HEEEEY!WAIDAMINIT!! Wait just a polyp picking minute!! I see your game! Sink NOT you will my cheerio!! I see whats is transpiring here
UNDER SUCH EXTREME HEAT WEAR AND DEGRADTION IS INEVITABLE!! PARTS BREAK AFTER OVER USE!! And
THAT is why toaster pastries will burst into flames if you don't keep an eye on them you sacks of blader waste!!!!
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