I honestly get
very bored sometiems. I think I've thought up of the ultimate idea for a person. A creature so vile, so evil, so menacingly smart that he'll whoop the socks off everything else.
Name: Meef
Gender: Male, but no one relaly cares
Age: 29, whatever that translates to
Species: Mudokon
Workforce: Hes a hobo, damnit! Thats the ultimate idea! So many plot ideas, such a creative plan!
Shop: I like the idea of him running a stand for other hobos at a dump. Lets call him... The God-Hobo. Anyways, hes rich for hobo standards. Because he pawns off cups with holes in the bottom.
Moohla: Once again, rich for hobo standards. Don't give him to much, though.
Description: Hes a nice, lovable grumpy guy. Hes known to club those rish folk who condemn him, naturaly inconspicuous. Very nice shape (anyone who walks everywhere and tramps through dumps is pretty fit...), he wins street fights. He owns one very nice suit a glukkon threw out once though, he can pass himself off at industrial sights and high class restraunts as some random unheard of ambassador. No, he never lones it to anyone
Might I add he also finds expensive jewlry and money loads accidentaly lost in the dump sometiems, thats always a plus.
Special thingies?: Like I said, he has his suit. And he has his very own prized cup. Its blue with a tiny chip, everyone loves it. O yes, he also has a ragidy trench coat and bowler hat, he loves dress up with old clothes. But hes still a hobo. It
would get suspicious if he just wore a fancy suit or a raggidy trench coat every day. Ooo ooo ooo, did I forget to mention he also has fabric softener and a half-a-liftime supply of all purpose cleaning fluid?
There, incredibly long, but I like him. Power to the hobos!