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09-13-2002, 10:43 PM
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Mac the Janitor
Outlaw Semi Auto
 
: Apr 2002
: naked
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*Jimbo walks in casually*

JIMBO: Hey guys, I found some pork rinds under my bed, and I was wonderin' if I can eat them, or if someone wants them back...

*sees the creature and freezes in shock, but the beast doesn't see him*

*Kai and GT motion to go get help*

*Jimbo nods and creeps out to his room*

*Jimbo stomps into room yelling*

JIMBO: HEY, GHETTO SLIMY DUDE! TAKE A PIECE OF ME! I'M NICE AND TAAAASTY, 100% NATURAL!

*Kai and GT shake their heads dissaprovingly and cover their eyes*

*beast turns around to Jimbo*

*beast lunges for Jimbo*

*Jimbo pulls out a gun-ish thing*

JIMBO: WAaAaAaAaA!

*pulls trigger*

*beast instantly freezes, just inches away from Jimbo*

JIMBO: Phew...

*faints*