An easier way is just to get people doing water arobics. I don't know if they do these satanic worshiping, pool hogging rituals where you live, but by golly it'd be a piece of cake.
Over 30 people over 200 pounds, all gathered taking up the pool. Think of the immense profits you could make if human blubber was sold. My dad and I call it the "Whale Club". The reason why its so funny, is not because the're fat, but because they take up the pool for an hour without actualy doing anything!
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