You know, I just read something quite funny. In the Koran (I know I didn't spell it right, but is the Muslim form of the Bible) it says that if you die for your religion, you will always go to "heaven". However, it also clearly states THAT YOU CAN'T KILL YOURSELF! Hehehe... silly Taliban.
"OK, here's the deal. You are going to fly planes into major American landmarks, and I'll hide in this hole for a while."
"But, boss... doesn't is clearly say..."
"Yeah, well it says a lot of things... get going! Go! Go! Jihad!"
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