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09-11-2002, 05:27 PM
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Jacob
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Salty, it's obvious that Jacob is just immature and that's okay.
Oh yes. I'M immature...

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Some people don't mature as fast as other people.
As members on the forum have shown...

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It's kind of sad.
If im 'sad' then that means over 90% of the forumers are sadder?

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Jacob is so focused on physical appearance.
If you actually bothered to read my post then i also stated people with shit personalities...But obviously your too MATURE for that...

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There's nothing uglier in this world than Jacob's character, though.
Yes there is. Have you ever walked in on obiese people 'boogieing the night away'...Hm? Cos believe me, thats some wobbly vileness!!

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Oh, by the way, I am quite ugly, you're right, Jacob. My wonderful girlfriend said so just yesterday.
O-M-G!! See, this is what i mean!! They will probably just 'hang loose' and the next thing you know they have Mavis' and Boris' and Valery's popping out everywhere...Im trying to protect you people!!....Ok...So im also trying to castrate and kill most of you but lets ignore that part...

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Questions....
1) Who do you consider geeks ?
2)Okay....why do poor peole need castrating?
(1) - People with no personalities, no social life and are clever and brag about it. Also...whom arn't fulfilling to look at.

(2) - Because they cant afford contraception...!!

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(1)Yeah.(2) Immature.(3) What do you look like Jake? (4)Doesn't sound like you're very good lookin'.(5) How about I sign you up to that, geek, townies and ugly peole school?
(1) - Yeah?

(2) - Indeed...?

(3) - I have been told i look a tad like Alex from Big Bro 3...

(4) - Well, it doesn't sound as if many forumers on here are actually human but they are...!!

(5) - You dont get signed up, ugh, it just happens!! One day your talking about the circumference of your mothers teet and the next your thrown into the GUT school. One day your sprawled out on the curb, talking to yourself, ridden with vomit, your legs akimbo and little Harry showing the next your in the GUT school. One day your walking along, laying a white trail of dandruff, nits and mites. Rubbing your sweaty palms together and scratching your rear end through your Thunder Cats pants and next your in the GUT school...signing up would take faaaar too long.

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I think that Jacob should post a picture of himself so we can judge for ourselves whether he should be castrated or killed!
*Raises an eyebrow*

Shall i mock you or shoot you down on the spot...?

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I agree. You are a sick, perverted, sick, perverted, sick, perverted, sick, perverted, sick, perverted, sick, perverted, sick, perverted, sick, perverted, person.
Was that supposed to be said in, like, some catchy tune?

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Has it occured to you lot Jacob might have just posted this to wind you lot up?
Hush, you'll ruin the moment. lol.

Why haven't i posted a pic of myself? Mainly because the foto's i have make me look scary and vile and not very nice. When i get my job and buy a new pair of Gucci sunglass' and get a tuxedo (All black with a white tie) then i will give you a foto. And you can look upon it in awe whilst i mock you for your pictures of ET which bare a striking resemblence to oneselves...

Edit: GUT - Geeks, Uglies and Townies...There we go...
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