[Sal the Mudokon]

Name: Sal

Nickname: Salw (notice the silent W on the end)

Age: 5. Not years... not anything. Just 5.

Themesong: The Baywatch themesong

Signature Move: Dong-Knocker. Sal slowly hubbles up to his superior opponent, points up, and says "Look! Diana Ross! SHE CAN FLY!". When the enemy looks up, Sal gives him/ her a swift kicking in the mommy-daddy buttons. Should his opponent be missing some parts, the shin will do just fine.

Motto: "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYA!!!!!"

and I'd like to add this...

Finishing Move: the Mexican Ass-Smasher. Sal runs up to opponent who OBVIOUSLY has no chance left and violently rams his ass at them until they die. This can take up to several days, but the results are satisfying.


FEAR THE SAL!!!!
LOATHE THE SAL!!!!
CARESS THE SAL!!!!

BOOOOYA!!!!!!