There was an American at the lake between California and Mexico, he was waiting for a Mexican to approach. After about....uh....ermmm.......a month, a Mexican approached. The American said, "You're not a Mexican, you're American." "No senior!" said the Mexican. "I'm Mexican." The American said," The colors are green, pink, and yellow,..... if you put them in a sentence, you are a Mexican." The Mexican said, "I can do that seniore!!!! Watch, and yern ta learn. My phone she goes, 'Green, green, green' and I 'pink' it up, and I go, 'Yellow!!' (just an ad to the joke, the American said, "You cheated!!!") ^_^
heheheheh!!!