Be afraid be very afraid!! Of the Nacho man!! Ahahahahaha!!
*wakes up in cell after a dream of madness*
Behold the nacho man!!! Ahahahahaha!!!
*beep*
*beep*
*beep*
*goes to cell with multicoloured padded walls*
Boing boing!! Uh oh it's the badgers......
Badger #1: I'm in for trying to murder Super Mario, but instead I murdered a innocent man called Douglas the pizza man *sob*
Did I ask what you're in for you moronic fools?? NO so off with you Ahahahaha!!
*escape plan attempt one*
*throws genade at the door and it bounces back towards Alecks (me) and she throws it at the badger and *BOOM*
*escape plan attempt two*
*starts trying to kick door down but starts boucing back and forth thanks to the padded walls*
*escape plan attempt three (and hopefully thrid time lucky ja?
)
*straps C:4 to the badger and runs in the corner with fingers in ears*
C:4: 5, 4, 3, 2, Wait......*sips coffee*,1......*BOOM*
*The cell explodes relaving the corridoor outside and runs like a chicken*
*beep*
*beep*
STOP THAT BLASTED BEEPING!!
*stomps on beeper*
Jeebus, that was cl- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*BOOM*
*fuzzes*
*fuzzes*
We are currently experincing some diffculties with the explovises......It may take a while to figure what the hell is going on....So for the time being here some annoying music..
*beep*
*fuzzes*
*annoying music plays*
*annoying music plays for apporz. 48 hours*
We have now realized there is no problems.....Sorry for wasting your sweet time. Ta-da!!
*BOOM-click*
Oh geez I had to wait for 2 days for that?!! What's the point?? Oh the humanity!! THE HUMANITY!! What's this world coming to??
Guard: *wearing a peach tutu dancing to swan lake*
..............THE HORROR THE HORROR!!!
*runs away screaming while re-stoming on her beeper*
Beeper:........End transmission......Ja.....now it's time for let's speak Spanish with General Z.......*fuzzes*
*sees another guard with rifle and goes all chicken*
*sees the infamous nacho man*
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! WHICH WAY TO RUN?? What now?? The nacho man looks so......nachoy and boy am I hungry after one day in prision I haven't eaten for 24 hours!! And that scaryyyyyy guard looks pretty mad. I think now's a good time for my magical...
*music comes on*
PINK CAFFI!!
Magical, loyal pink caffi won't fail me......
*Randomly hears 'Wheels on the bus' in background*
*dramatic music*
The nacho man........likes twiglets??!!He has insulted the nacho tribe......NOOOOOOOOO DOWN WITH TWIGLETS!!
Riot, riot!!
Pepper spray, pepper spray!!
Riot, riot!!
Pepper spray, pepper spray!!
Riot, riot!!
Pepper spray, pepper spray!!
Riot, riot!!
Pepper spray, pepper spray!!
OK Stop repeating already.....
*hits CD*
Man I hate it when CD's get stuck.....Tsk tsk
*dramatic music*
Will Alecks get out of random madness??
I like it here......I don't wanna go home!!
Will that guard stop dancing in that frilly tutu??
Will the nacho man dishonor the nacho tribe??
Find out.........Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
........Kidding.
-Alecks 