Part 7- SUMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Master Cheif: But why do I have to fight him? Why can't I fight........ * looks around room *......... him? * Points to Mario *
Mario: Who, me? I aint no wrestler person you know! Sure, I can shoot the fireballs, but I need the freakin fire plant!
Master Cheif: ............Uh, okay
Fat Bastard: Aye, is the little green man afraid? I can beet you easy, heck, I've taken shits bigger than you! Ya know what? I'm gonna eat you! Get in my belly!
Master Cheif: Shut up!
King Kirby: Silence! you have agreed to fight him, now fight him................. now
Master Cheif: Now? But I need to.........
* Fat Bastard jumps on Master Cheif *
Abe: Is he dead?
* Master Cheif's arm twiches *
Fat Basterd: Ha! I win!
King Kirby: Take them to the prisoner cells!
Part 8- Reunion
Marine: Why were'nt you paying attention you idiot?!?!
Master Cheif: Hey, it's not my fault he's so fat!
* Noise comes from cell across from Master Cheif's cell *
Capitan: Ugghhh...... who's there?
Master Cheif: Capitan, is that you? * starts laughing * what happened? Your naked!
Capitan: I lost a bet
Master Cheif: What bet would that be?
Capitan: I bet King Kirby for 400$ that the Raiders would win. But scince they did'nt, he wanted the money, wich I did'nt have, so he stripped me of my clothes and put me in here
Marine: HA! HA! the capitans naked!
Capitan: And your pants are ripped!
Marine: Huh? Where?
Master Cheif: Quiet! We have to find a way out of here!
Capitan: Did'nt you say that you had a Hello Kitty gun with you on the ship?
Master Cheif: Oh, yeah! * Pulls out rocket launcher with Hello Kitty painted on it * I like to customize all of my weaponry!
Abe: Shoot the bars!
Master Cheif: Huh? oh, right * Shoots bars * yeah, I'm free!
Capitan: Then free us!
* Master Cheif frees everyone *
Capitan: Okay, now we need to get out of here!
Part 9- Escape
* Master Cheif and crew arrive at human ship *
Capitan: Now lets get out of here! Marines, you now how to work the controls, right?
Marine: uh, yeah, sure
Other Marine: ...................... nope
Other Marine: I'm not sure
Capitan: Aw, what the hell, you * Points to marine * drive, the rest of you, do other stuff
Marine: * Gets in drivers seat * ummmm......... okay, lets see how this works.......... hey capitan, wheres the egnition?
Capitan: Right there
Marine: Okay, thanks! * Turns on ship * Now lets go! * Puts ship in reverse and hits wall * oops, my bad! * Puts ship in drive and flys out of Kirby ship *
* Tie fighters fly out of Kirby ship and start shooting the human ship *
Capitan: Damn! we need someone to go out there and destroy those Tie fighters, not to mention the Kirby ship!
Part 10- Star Wars All Over Again
Master Cheif: I'll grab the X- Wing! I need 2 voulonteers to go with me! You and you, come with me!
Marine: Okay
Other Marine: Yeah, sure, better than listening to general dumb-ass!
Capitan: What?
Marine: Nothing!
Master Cheif: Okay, you get the Banshee
Marine: All right!
Master Cheif: And you get the pink butterfly
Marine: WHAT!!!!!!!!
Master Cheif: Do it marine!
* Master Cheif gets in X- Wing, Marine gets in Banshee, and Other Marine gets in.............Pink Butterfly *
Master Cheif: Take this! * Shoots down a bunch of Tie Fighters *
Marine: Aw man, this Banshee ROCKS!!!!! * Shoots down a bunch of Tie Fighters *
Other Marine: I'm hit!!!! * Pink Butterfly explodes *
Master Cheif: I hated him anyway, C'mon, lets move in and destroy the Kirby Ship!
* Master Cheif and Marine move into small crevice in the Kirby Ship *
Master Cheif: My senscors detect a ventalation shaft at the end of this crevice! If we can get a misile into that shaft, the whole Kirby Ship should explode!
Marine: More Tie Fighters! I'll take care of them, while you take out the shaft! * Fly's out of crevice *
Master Cheif:....... I'm almost there! * King Kirby's Tie Fighter appears *
* Plays Darth Vader Music *
King Kirby: Die! * Shoots lasers at Master Cheif, but Master Chief dodges them *
Master Cheif: You'll never take me alive!
King Kirby: * Breathing loudly * The force is strong with this one!
Master Cheif: Aha! The vent! Just gotta get this shot right and........ * Master Cheif shoots misile into shaft * YES!!!! * Fly's away *
King Kirby: NOOOO!!!!! * Crashes *
* Kirby Ship Explodes *
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