[sligster]

Part 4- Into the belly of the beast

Kirby King: Surrender your ship at once and we will kill you! * Servent Kirby whispers something into the King Kirby's ear * Oh, uh, sorry, surrender your ship at once and we won't kill you.

Capitan: Never!!!!!!thats whats susposed to happen, right Master Cheif?

Master Cheif: Yeah

Capitan: Good, You'll never take us alive!!!!! Troops, man your battle stations!

* Troops man battle stations *

Capitan: Fire!!!

* Troops fire *

Kirby King: Plllllllllease! Okay then, my troops, fire at thiere weapons systems!

* Kirby Troops fire at weapons systems and disable them *

Capitan: Oh, poopy

Master Cheif: This looks like a job for my Hello Kitty gun!

Capitan: Damnit, would you stop with the Hello Kitty junk already!?!?

Sligster: Oh, sorry

Kirby King: Open landing station!

* Landing station opens *

Kirby King: Activate tractor beam!

* Tractor beam activates, pulling the humans ship in *

Capitan: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! * Abe hits capitan over the head * thanx, I needed that

Abe: Your welcome!

* Human ship goes into Kirby ship *

Part 5- Second blood

Master Cheif: Okay marines, when that door opens, I want you to open fire!

Marines: Yes Sir!

* Door opens, theres nothing there, marines fire *

Master Cheif: Knock it off!

Marine: but you said....

* Master Cheif Shoots marine in the head *

Other Marine: Ewww..... you got brains all over me!

Master Cheif: Move out!

* Master Cheif and Marines wonder halls untill they come to a dark passge-way *

Master Cheif: It's dark. Really Dark. * Master cheif shines light into darkness *

* Tons of green things come out *

Master Cheif: GREMLINS!!!!!!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!! SHOOT!!!!!!! RUN & SHOOT!!!!!!!!!

* Everyone starts running and shooting untill all Gremlins are dead *

Marine: That was close

Master Cheif: Too close * Master Cheif hears yelling behind him, so he turns around and see's Abe *

Abe: Wait up!

Master Cheif: Abe, what the hell are you doing here?!?!

Abe: UUhhhhhh...... the capitan sent me to see what's taking you guy's so long

Master Cheif: But it's only been 15 minuts

Abe: So?

Master Cheif: * Sigh * Lets just go

* Master Cheif, Marines, and Abe come to a ventalation room *

Abe: Hey, this is pretty refreshing!

* A bunch of Kirbys ambush and capture them *

Marine: You just had to open your big mouth!

Master Cheif: Why don't you just possess one of these guys?

Abe: Cause I ain't got any spooce

Master Cheif: ...........................

Part 6- Fatness

* Kirbys bring Master Cheif, Marines, and Abe to throne room *

Kirby King: So you thought you can get away from me, eh?

Master Cheif: You'll never take me alive Kirby!

King Kirby: Hmmmmm....... I like his enthusiasm, tell you what, let's make a deal!

Abe: ???? I don't get it, Master Cheif just said a few simple words

Marine: Kirby's are idiots

Abe: Ah,

Master Cheif: What kind of deal?

King Kirby: Well, how about a wrestling match? You win, your free to go and our ship self destructs, You lose, I have you all decapitated and I get to destroy Earth

Master Cheif: Wrestling? I'm a pro wrestler! It's a deal!

King Kirby: Good. BRING OUT........ HIM!

* Door opens, revealing Master Cheif's opponent *

Master Cheif: ........ I........I..........I have to fight............ him?

Marine: Holy crap! It's Fat Bastard!

Abe: Fat who?

Marine: Ya know, that fat guy from Austin Powers