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This is a story, with shall we say, it's basicly a mix of a bunch of movies and games, all combined into one, big, ..............story thingy.

Part1- Preperation

Sarge: Marines!!

All Marines: Yes Sir!

Sarge: We are now going into battle with the raptor menace!

Marine: But sir, I thought we were going into battle with the Donald Duck menace?

Sarge: No, thats on Tuesday, Chek your scedual!

Marine: * Cheks war scedual * Oh

Sarge: Now, when we go into war with the Raptors, we will rip out their intestines, and strangle them with it!!!!! Do I make my- self clear?!?!

Marines: Sir Yes Sir!!

Sarge: Uh, huh..... Damn right I am..... Move out!!!!!


Part 2- First Blood

* Their were raptors everywhere, humans where fighting back, but there was little hope. *

Johnson: * Throws gun on floor and attaks using claws like raptors. *

Sarge: Johnson! What the hell are you doing!?!?

Johnson: Well sir, I thought that I'd.. * Raptor jumps on johnson and eats him * AAAAHHHHHHGGHGGHGHGG!!!!!!! * Screams get muffled out by blood *

Sarge: Damnit Johnson, why do you always have to get yourself killed? * Shoots raptor *

Raptor Sarge: Kill the humans! *Picks up long range walke talky and contacts ship * Bring in the turret guns!!!!

* Raptor ship comes in dropping turret guns everywhere, one turret gun lands on a marine*

Marine: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!

Sarge: Turret guns? RETREAT!!!!!!!!

* Humans retreat *

Raptor Sarge: Don't let them get away!!!! Kill them all!!!!!!!!!!

* Raptors get into turret guns and start killing humans *

3 Marines: AAAAHHHHHHGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!

Sarge: * Speaks into walky talky * This is Sarge to Master Cheif, do you read?!?

Master Cheif: You mean read like understand you right? Because if you want me to read a book ther's a little thing I have to tell you about...................I can't read.

Sarge: .................... what the hell are you talking about!?!?! Just pick us up now! Sarge out!

* Master Cheif fly's in with Hello Kitty ship and picks up marines, one marine gets shot out of ship *

Marine: AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! * hits ground * I'm okay! * Raptors shoot him * Now I'm not!

Part 3- New foes

* Master Cheif walks into room *

Sarge: Damnit Master Cheif, your built for fighting!

Master Cheif: Your point?

Sarge: My point is, why don't you go out there and fight? Why do we have to risk our asses, when we'r not even properly armoured!?!

Master Cheif: Because you know I can kill you at any time

Sarge:......................

* Whole ship starts to shake *

Marine: What was that?!

Other Marine: Did something just hit us?!

* Master Cheif runs to the bridge *

Master Cheif: Capitan, what happened!?!

Capitan: I don't know ask that guy over there by the radar!

Guy over by the radar: We'r being attaked by some sort of giant.... pink..... ship.

Guy over by teleporter: Capiton, incoming transmission

Capitan: Well don't just sit there, bring it on screen!

* Screen lights up *

Capitan: oh no..... this is'nt possible....... how can it be?!?!

Master Cheif: Whats wrong capitan?

Capitan: * Watching T.V. * The Raiders are losing 10-6!!

Master Cheif: Look at the screen!!!

Capitan: * Looks at screen * Holy poo!!!!! It's...... It's....... The all powerful....... Kirby alighance!!!!!!!!!!!!

* Shows Kirby in throne *


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