*looks around*
*see's a pail of old leters*
hey are'nt those *reads one* YES! THE ARE!!!
niffty im sucking and i find ghands old escape plans, here i'll read some of them maby i wont suck
*ahem*
---------------Hopefully not so useless escape plan #1------------------
1. You tell a guard that his friend is eating his candy. The guard will run off in a blind rage. Throw an object of high weight and density (Mr. T or a crowbar will do, but they are roughly the same thing anyway) at his head.
2. He will either pass out or come back and ask why you did it.
3.In the first case steal his keys.
4. In the second case ram a spork or a foon into his groin. While he is writhing in agony steal his keys.
5. Open the cell door and steal his stuff.
6. Go to where they are torturing me.
7. Open the door first, you fool.
8. Kill all of the guy in there. (NOT ME YOU IDIOT)
9. Unstrap me from the torture bed.
10. Carry my limp body out of the prison, all the time saying "You can make it Luminous!" and crying in rage when I periodically groan with agony.
11. Kill all the stuff in your way. (That would be everything living including the box and the cow and any guards but don't kill the little kid just kill the dog)
12. Find a sub.
13. Open the door first, you fool.
14. Drive it away. (The surface is probably the best place to drive to)
15. YOU HAVE JUST ESCAPED. Now find a hospital and get me fixed up.
16. Make me an honorary NSF member for being so brave.
17. Smile in the face of the MJ12 thugs.
18. Don't get caught again.
19. Close the door after you, you fool
-------------------------End of escape plan-----------------------------
wow that was kinda funny
here's another
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ok heres a letter
lol
Hello friend.
my name is Rice Krispies *snap crackle pop*. i thought i might drop you an e-mail, since you obviously do not have enough brain power to escape on your own. if it were me in there, i would easily escape by using my telepathic powers to make the guards whiz themselves, then i would laugh hysterically and yell SNAP! CRACKLE! POP!. but anyway. why don't you take your spork, and use it to construct a shrine, yes, a shrine, to the Evil Cow of Rice Krispies. Dance around the shrine 23.675 times, then yell COW! and ram your head into the bars of your cell. keep doing this until the bars break, then run up to the Box (the one that you beat at cards) and punch him. he will eat you, and you will die. good luck!
by the way, in your 6th episode of this article, you posted a letter from a little person by the name of Someone who cares. i would like to say that i know this person personally, and he is a complete and utter moron. who cares that your the president? they still won't let you out. you have to ESCAPE. duh. anyway, until next time, eat cheese, mix oatmeal, and worship the almighty Cow of Rice Krispies!
ok im done here....
*feed back plz!*