jokes
that was a good 1.
If Guns Are Outlawed Only Outlaws Will Have Guns.
Pain Is Only Weakness Leaving Your Body.
Be An Adult And Not A Kid Before You Piss Lift The Lid.
Better To Be Pissed Off Than Pissed On.
When You Choke A Smurf What Color Does It Turn?
Never Underestimate Stupid People In Large Groups
A World Without String Is Chaos.
If You Stick Your Hand Out Of The Window To Far, It Will Go Home In Another Car.
Two Wrongs Dont Make A Right, But Three Rights Make A Left.
War Does Not Decide Who is Right, But Who’s Left.
Always remember...you’rare unique, just like everyone else.
Constipated people dont give a shit.
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