*babies wake up from their sleep...Grandpa Kerk is reading the daily deception...He notices the children and crawl to them*
Ah, children you are up...
*babies look at him and crawl out of the den*
Where are you going...you cant walk out there children...you never know when a drunkend Mud could walk by.
*babie Jake: I want to gwo expwoer
Explore....no no children back inside...Now that your up and alert let grandpa Kerk tell you of his explorations
*babies fall right back to sleep*
OK here it goes....
I was determined to fine that bastich blue mud if it took me a decade!!...I crawled across the desert and into a place called Necrum mines...And there i saw him...That blue freak and a bunch of green ones with him.
"He you ...you FREAK!!!" I yelled
"did you guys here something?"
"Squeek, Squeek squeek...SQUEEK!!!"
"Nah I didnt hear anything Abe lets move on in" said another mud
He was only about 15 feet away from me as I squinted my eyes at him and stuck my tongue out at him....He climbed up a wodden wall and I followed.
"Ya think we should go"
"Sure thing Abe"
The Mud pushed that blue creep over the edge...he fell down and I crawled after him...I met up with him and there we were face to foot.
" You listen to be you blue freak of oddture you steped on my LOVE!!!"
"Wha? did you just talk?"
"Damn right i did...Now put um up"
I put on my ninja suit and was prepared to do battle.
" WEEHAA...EEYAAA!!...WATTAAA!!"
"Thats odd I never knew Glukkons put clothes on the slurgs here" Abe scratched his head
"What was that!! Why I ought to'
I was ready to give him the one to slime punch then he moved his foot. Right before I was going for one more a flying slig came out of no where and threw a bomb at us. I crawled to safety and the blue freak jumped off the ledge...To afraid to face me. The slig hit a rock ledge and chiped the propelers as I watched him fall down to oblivion.
"Thats right...Im to strong for you!!"
I was pleased with myself and my victory over that blue freak..I was just about ready to crawl home when I saw the weirdest thing on the ground...It made a tick tick sound and had colors....I went over to crawl on it and....
*BOOM!!!!*
I flew about three miles away from the blast and landed right back at necrum through a shoot. I crawled back home paralyzed.
So children dont ever...ever touch the TICKY COLOR THINGY!!!!
*babies snor*
Ah youth....
*Kerk goes back to reading the daily deception*
Hmm whats this...Abe Wanted...Who is this guy...Looks
familiar
Ladies and gents that was another story by Kerk i hope you enjoyed.."Ah youth"