* Kerk puts the baby slurgs in the slim blankets and told them a bedtime story*
"Well children...night is a time when all the creepy crawlies from oddworld come out"
*Baby slurg Jake* "kweepy kwalies
"
"Yes Jake, it all happened one night when I ventured off to the desert"
I dont believed i had crawled this far to look for that crazed mudokon that squished Smerk...but I was going to get him if it took me a year. I stoped by a rock. Oh who am I kiding hes at least 20 miles away by now... okay maybe 10 but thats still allot for me!!!Then guess what happened
I looked up and there I saw it...
*babies gasp*
It was acting all weird....It was...it was...TWISTED!!!
*babies bite eye stalks*
And it looked at me...with its big eyes...STARING AT ME!!!
*babies start to cry*
And then all of a sudden...IT FELL ON THE GROUND!!!!!..it was hideous....I looked at it one more time as I crawled on top its green head
My odd....it was a drunkened Mudokon...I watch as a bottle rolled out of his hand..It said something like soulstorm brew...I crawled to it and took a sip
BLAH!!
it was horrid!! what do they have in that stuff Mudokon bones!!...My odd it was bad..
*babies stare at Kerk*
The Mud was out cold....I threw some slim on him and crawled back home..as I muttered a curse to that fowl arch nemesis blue boy...
Though I never caught him...That night sure tought me something...dont drink soulstorm brew if your in the desert take my advice.
*babies hide some soulstorm brew they were saving
*
Well good night children.....Ah youth
*Kerk leaves the children to sleep*
*babies whip out there soulstorms and start gullping down
*
once again another odd story told by Kerk I hope you enjoyed