Thank you Al and Kai. Onto Part IV......
*theme starts with a drilling noise in background*
Hi guys welcome back to the JV show. We are having a few buliders popping in and out of the studio fixing our destroyed setting. Seymour is back........
*everyone groans*
Yes I know but he's no longer the camera guy, he just the janitor who cleans up after the show......
*everyone laughs*
Anyhow we re-welcome our guest Sydney the Shrink back.....
*everyone boos*
*Seymour holds up a card with 'applause' on it*
*everyone claps*
Welcome Sydney......So what's your plan to kidnap our Shirley then???
Syd: I errrr.....get sligs.
Yes.....A bit more detail please.......
Syd: All right it all started.......
*About 72 hours later........*
*Seymour had too much beer and collaspes*
Syd: That was my master plan......And it turns out that I can also take over the world something that Dr.Evil could never do....So anyway..
*Another 48 hours later......*
Syd: That's just about it.....Oh wait I need the red keys. That's all.
*Seymour is STILL drunk*
Seymour: Ah shaddup an' gimmee that *hic* mircocone!!!
Syd: Don't you mean 'mircophone'?
Seymour: Shut it Mr. 'I'm a smartalec punk' *hic* Now I want that mircophonie!!! *snatches it off Munchy/Jill*
HEY!!! DON'T SING!!!
Seymour: *sings*# You'll always sing the same *hic* You'll always sing the same in *hic*.......#
That's not a song!! *gets a mallet*
We'll be right back.
*theme tune plays*
*Adverts starts*
Abe: Havin' a problem with finding love???
*Alf nods*
Abe: Havin' a problem with how ugly you are???
*Alf nods*
Abe: Havin' problems with not attracting atention???
*Alf thinks then nods repeatiliy like he's head banging*
Abe: THEN GET OUT OF MY TOWN!!!
Wind up phone calls: They're cheap and nothing personal. So call today!!
*theme tune starts*
We're back!!! And we welcome our next guest Toast the Slig. LOL I wish I could toast him......
*audience claps*
Toast: Yeah, yeah!! I have a nail appointment soon but that damn mud is taking hours.....
Ummm......Whatever. So Toast how does it feel to be a total badass!!!?
Toast: I'm too cool to be a badass
Whatever. So how does it feel to be taking all those orders?
Toast: I'm too cool to be taking orders
SHUT UP ALREADY!!! Anyway do you enjoy hitting muds with the base of your rifle???
Toast: Do I?
I thought as much.....First you didn't say you're too cool for [insert word here]
Toast: I'm too cool for this show......
*sweatdrop* Ummm.....thanks for your time Toast.
Seymour: *sings* #When dark turns to light......And all the dreams sing in this *hic* bar......
Quick!!! End the show already!!! seymour has not got started!!
We see you same time next week on JV show!!! Bye!!!
*chases Seymour around the studio angryliy*
Man: earplugs!! Buy yer earplugs!!! $1 of 2 pairs!!! You don't wanna get Seymour started!!! C'mon, c'mon buy some it's my job my life.
*grabs a pair and chases Seymour*
~JV