*Kerk crawls back and forth*
*babies wake up*
Children...let me tell you a story about love..
*babies fall right back to sleep*
OK heres one..now pay attention
I had just come out of Mudomo to take a look around....when there it was...the most beautiful Slurg i had ever seen...She had everthing..twisted eyes...slimy skin....Ah everything a Slurg could ask for...I crawled up to here...it took a few minutes as we were ten feet apart
"Hi my names *BURP!!!*
Kerk heehee"
"Hi im *FART!!!*
Smerk heh heh
Ah it was love at first site....Me and her crawled over to watch the sunset together...then some weird ...weirdos arrived and was talking about some Mudokon named Abe and how hes as good as a mudokon pop..and that they need a new job
"I love the sunset Kerk....Kerk...i have something to tell you...I think your the most slimy slurg i have ever seen"
"I think your the.....What THE!!!
"
All of a sudden that maniac blue skined freak of a Mud comes running our way..being chased once again by fleeches..I began to crawl out of the way..seeing how that freak was coming straight for US!!!!
"Smerk hurry up move out of the WAY
"
I looked back at her with one eye and thats when it happened.
"NOOO SMERK!!!!!!!"
" AHHHH Help Kerk!!"
*SQUEEK*
"NOOO
"
She died kids..All because of a crazed Mud..So next time you see a blue Mudokon dont hesitate to move...It was a sad day for me.
*Babies are not listening..instead they are sleeping
*
ah youth....
once again this is another edittion of the nonsense of Kerk..I hope you enjoyed it