Part III
*theme tune starts*
Tara: Welcome back......Before the break I was planning to make a knuckle sandwhich out of Mallet with extra cheese.......*drools*
*Outside.......*
Your going down Seymour!!!
Seymour: My plastic tiara.......Grrrrrrrr!!! You trod on it on purpose!! I'm telling mummy......!!!
Oh perlase.......
*Inside......*
Tara: We welcome Sydney the evil shrink........
*audience boos*
Syd: Thank you!!! Ciao!! Hola!! Ahola!! Hello!!!
Tara: Thank you Sydney we...........
*banging on the doors*
Tara: Oh god what now??!!
*Protestors break in with broads saying 'Seymour sucks' and 'Mallet's life story Is a lie'*
Mallet: Wanna say that to my face???
*Tara punches him*
Mallet:.............MY TEETH!!!
Shirley: What in tarnation.......??? A riot?! I love these always so dramatic and full of action......COOL!!!
*protesters riot and start trashing the place up*
Tara: Munchy/Jill is going to kill me!!!
*Seymour enters*
Protester #1: KILL SEYMOUR!!
*chants*
BURN SEYMOUR, BURN!!!!
Seymour: Ummmmmmm.......I'll just RUN!!!
*They chase Seymour and Mallet into the sunset*
Tara: What a happy day.....(!)
Gimme that Tara, you've had enough today go have a 7 week vacation........
Tara: What the-
I insist.......
Tara: Well........OK!!!
*sighs* Look at this place.......We'll need an arm or a leg to clean this up........
*everyone hides*
I was kidding.....Sheesh.
Join us next time for our usual timetable show. This episode didn't go right thanks to.......wait where is he???!!!
SEYMOUR!!!!!!!
We're be back to normal next episode see you........
*chases Seymour*
~JV
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*[Jill Valentine]*
"I will torture his groin" ~ Policeman in HNB
"Won't somebody testify, kick a hole right in the sky..
Testify, testify kick a hole right in the sky
Slap a liar in his eye, kick a hole right in the sky
Tesify, testify kick a hole right in the sky
Johnny, Johnny Johnny..." ~ RHCP, Johnny kick a hole in the sky
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