"As a young Slurg I watched my life as it walked passed me.....Slig guards almost shot me.........Mudokons almost trampled me.....Paramites almost ate me...."
*baby Slurgs gasp*
" So you see children..I looked death in the face and said BOOO!!!!!!!!"
*baby Slurgs cry*
" Now now dont cry, let Kerk tell you a story....well it was long ago...2 years ago if I recall correctly....I remember it as if it were yesterday"
It was a gloomy day in Mudomo temples, and i was searching for scum on the floor as usual. All of a sudden a Mudokon runs past me.
"Hey buddy im eating here." I squeeked
"Wow i didnt know Slurgs could talk." The Mud said puzzled
"Well of course we can blue boy!! After all you guys are just to tall to hear our squeeky voice"
The Mudokon looked around...he seemed to be running from something..Sure enough it was a pack of Fleeches. I looked at him..he looked at me...and he ran away.
"What no apology buddy!!! your lucky i can only move a good foot per 15 seconds!!!!"
I went back to eating scum from the ground, as i watched the fleeches chase after that poor blue Mud. Eventually they got him... A bunch of birds came out of him and he fell from the sky again....That was odd...almost as if he cant die
"So you see children never eat scum from the grounds of Mudomo it can get you high and make you see Mudokons with blue skin and un able to die.....Thats just foolish fiction
*baby slurgs are sleeping and dont really care what Kerk says*
"Ah youth
they love me"
*Kerk continues to talk to himself oblivious that no one is listening*
"So as i was saying
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Ladies and gents that Fan Fic you just read was absolutely created out of bordum...it was not meant to be the best in FC so please just enjoy this writing of nonsense...And respond if you must..Have a good day
-Kai