Thanks Kai!! That's nice of you.......Onto Part II........
Ummm...we're back!!!
*theme tune plays*
*ahem* We're here with Chomp and.....*looks* Just Chomp heh huh. anyhow we were last discussing Chomp's heroic efforts to...Chomp what ARE YOU DOING???!!
Chomp: Huh?? I can't help chewing on you're seats they're all foamy......!!!!
*sighs* Secruity.......
*Steve and Phil (secruity guys) come to take Chomp away*
Chomp: What!!? Y-y-you can't do this!!! I'm the star!!! I GET ALL THE MONEY FOR THE STUNT DOUBLE SCENES!!! AHHHHHH!!! *kicks like a little girl*
He'll never learn......Anyhow our next guest.......Hm?
*sees cameraman not filming probably as he's chatting up some random girl from the audience*
SEYMOUR!!!!
Seymour: *yawns* What now??
STOP FLIRTING AND GET ON WITH FILMING YOU'RE FILMING ALL THE COOL ANGLES ALL WRONG ALL WRONG!!! AND TO THINK YOU WERE MY CAMERAMAN!!!
Seymour: *cooly* Care to step outside???
C'mon if you think you're hard enough Seymour!!!
Seymour: Allright......*cracks knuckles*
Hey Tara take over okies???
Tara: But I don't-
Great!!! See ya later OK??? *glares at Seymour*
Tara: Ummmmmmm......we welcome......*looks at cards being held up for her* Zip and......*squints*.....Mallet!!!
*audience claps*
Tara: Ummmmmm......Hi guys!!!
*audience are silent with one coughing*
Zip: Um hey Tara!!!
*The show is interupped by *boff* and *bang* outside*
Tara: *laughs slightly* So Zip i understand you're evil and you wanna take over the world???
Zip: Wrong guy!!! You must mean Dr. Evil over there *points at Sydney The Shrink*
Tara: Ohhhhhhh........So I also undestand you have a lady friend you chucked in the lake of salt?!
Zip: WHAT I DID???
Tara: I errrrrrr.......nevermind. So over to Mr. Evil.....Mallet......S'up Mal???
Mallet: DON'T CALL ME THAT!!! THAT'S WHAT MY MAMA USED TO SAY TO ME WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GLUKK!!!
Tara: Geez, Munchy will be real mad if you reduce the studio to zinc!!!
Mallet:.............
Tara: There that shut you up......
*Hears fighting from outside*
Seymour: OW!!! THAT'S MY NOSE!!!
That's my fist!!!
*POW*
Seymour: Hah you missed you hit the metal pillar......
.....................OWW!!!!!!
*inside*
Tara: I understand you want Revelation's Fridge to take Oddworld by storm......Tell us all your hopes and dreams.......
Mallet: It all started when I was a young glukk.........It was my ultimate dream to invent new substances of food.........
*about 48 hours later...........*
Mallet: Soooooo that was my story......Cool huh?
Tara:..................GRRRRRR!!! I DIDN'T WANNA HEAR YOUR LIFE STORY!!! *grabs him by the collar ready to punch*
*audience stares*
Tara: *grins cheesly* Join us in a bit..........
*dramatic music plays*
Will Seymour beat Munchy to a plup???
Will Tara kill Mallet??
Is Shirley still doing her nails???
What about Chomp is he gonna live in the Insane asylum??
More questions and answers in the next part...........
~Munchy