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08-25-2002, 10:02 PM
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Oddworld Interviews With The Peeps In 'Special'

Alright I'm interviewing the characthers of Special (no spoilers okies it wouldn't be fair) I'll start with Shirley and Chomp the dyamic duo.

Okies Shirley......*looks at question sheet*
Sooooo I guess you're trying to save the world in 'Special' with Chomp ya??

Shirley: Huh?? Saving the world??? That's not right!!! Saving the Gabbits sure, but the world!!! Are we gonna die!!??

Don't be stupid Shirley, I didn't mean it that way!! Oh well.....What's it like being on the run with sligs on your tail???

Shirley: What do you think gal??? It's not like they give flowers to you and call it quits!!! It really sucks...REALLY!!! My life being famous and on the run isn't peaches in cream you know!!

Ummmmmm.....I could tell after your little tiff with Zip.
You must have suffered bad.

Shirley: Of course I did!!! He dumped in the great salt lake for *@~# sake!!!

Geez wash that mouth out with soap and washing-up liquid okies?? It's not good. Ummm.....thanks for your time Shirley, I'll just interview you when you're cooled down OK??

Shirley: Whatever!! I have a nail appointment like now ciao!!!

Camera Man: *sweatdrop*

She's a vain one.....Oh gosh.....Right let's welcome our hero Chomp the Gabbit.

*Chomp comes in dressed as a rap-guy complete with chains and the classic watch necklace thing*

What the-

Chomp: What's up my homies???

The sky duh!!

Chomp: That was sooooo lame man, you need to freshen up man.

I'm a girl acutally......So like OK, how does it feel to be a total hero who has a heart of gold.......

Chomp: I know my chains are gold but......

NO!! I said......Ah nevermind. So um....do you like develop a romance with you and......*winks*

Chomp: WHAT??!! NO!! OH GOD NO!!! I DON'T LOVE THAT MUD!!!

Whoa take it easy, don't turn this into Oprah Chomp.

Chomp: Oprah???!!!

Oh nevermind......Anyhow why did you get possessed by that sprit who tricked you into having a destiny???

Chomp: Well that sprit was a trickster allright.....He tricked me as I wanted to save the last few Gabbits so badly I believed him.....Man I was a fool.....I was desperate......*cracks up into tears* I need my make up artist.....

*sweatdrop* Ummmmm we'll join them later in part II of The Interviews

*theme tunes plays*

(wasn't that crappy?? I just thought it up at the top of my head. Go ahead and reply if you wish I don't mind)

~Munchy
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