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- In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
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You mean there's some weirdo out there going around wiping his knob on door handles? How nice...
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- An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs (yet another reason to boycott McDonald's).
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Is this including or not including any accidentally ingested during oral sex?
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- Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
- Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
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I'm very surprised that it is this way round...