[One, Two, Middlesboogie]

Apparently, all the following are scientifcally verified (how they find this stuff out, I've no idea):

- During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1 - 1.5 litres of urine.

- In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

- An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs (yet another reason to boycott McDonald's).

- In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects... while you slept!

- Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

- Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

- In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.

- At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

- Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' farts.

- Sharing a bag of crisps with a friend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting a small amount of their faeces.

- In every glass of water you drink, one molecule of that will have passed through Oliver Cromwell's bladder (thanks to Tom for finding that one out).

- In the United States, a chocolate bar may legally contain up to 1.5 rodent hairs.