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08-16-2002, 05:51 PM
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Gluk Schmuck
Not living with Max any more
 
: Jul 2001
: Sheffield, UK
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Originally posted by Statikk HDM
1. Okay, I am sure because it is a ridiculous and baseless piece of slander.

2. Why are you gay?

3. Did your mommy mistreat you?

4. Weren't you weaned right.

5. Oh, I see, you harbor intense rage against your smothering mother, you effeminate bastard.

6. Also, was your daddy emotionally distant?

7. Did he give you the bad touch?

8. See, you didn't like it.
1. That's Chris for you...

2. I'm not gay.

3. No.

4. I don't remember that far back.

5. Wrong again.

6. Does Newark (compared to my Bradford) count as distant?

7. Nope.

8. Actually, I quite enjoyed responding to each of your sentences individually.
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