Limpknot: Caller, your on...
*dials the phone*
Uhm... yeah, hello hello hello?
I have a problem problem problem... You see, I'm locked up in a weird place place place... One of those murdereres are here too too too, and I miss my clothes clothes clothes. I had to hit him him him to make him stop stop stop using my bathtub. Now heres the problem problem problem... How do I get my driving license license license back? Just wondering wondering wondering... Bye bye bye...
*clicking sounds*
*yelling*
Limpknot: Hmmm...that's a tough one maybe because..your in jail! In jail you naked echo no nothing no it all! You know what, I have your drivers license, so I can drive through the Big House and run you over!! Better yet, how about I give you a year supply of rubber duckies so he can keep messing around with your disgustin bath tub! Next Caller!
*ring* *ring*
Larry the mud: hey toast look, i've got a stamp wit Elvis Glukksleys pic, cool huh?
Toast: hello doc, i know ya gave my boss an advise on how to get rid of me, well can you give ME an advice on how to get rid of this geek Lary, please!!!!!!
Larry the mud:Oh, look i also have a stamp wit Limpknots pic!!!
Limpknot: Ha! He has a stamp with my pic on it! He is a twisted freakish geek! Why don't you, trick him in saying that there is a stamp of a glukkon glockstar from 1952, when he looks inside, push him in, and say eat trash suckaaa! Close the trash can shut, push him down the hill where you will see this bottomless pit, and go to the old mudokon man next door, ring his door bell and run! You would not want this geek to keep following you and showing you his geeky stamp collection for the rest of your life! *Phew* I'm glad I am not in your shoes bud! Next caller
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